“So you run, eh?”
-I call it pathetic jogging, but we’ll go with that…
“So how far? I run on the treadmill at the gym sometimes, you know.”
-Varies. Like I ran 16km on today (Sunday).
“I’m sorry – HOW MANY KILOMETERES DID YOU RUN?!”
- um, 16.
“Is that like a marathon or something?”
-No. A half marathon is 21km and a full marathon is 42. I’ve run seven half marathons and am running my first full in the spring. It’s not that big of a deal. Lots of people do it and I’m really slow.
“WOW! That’s far! You must have awesome stamina, eh? *chuckles*”
-Um. Right. Sure.
Sadly, this is only one of the hundreds of lame conversations from my dating adventures. I’m starting to think I should write a book.
Please, wow me with some of your horrible gems. It’s my birthday week which equals the birthday blues and I could always use some pick me ups and funny pick up lines that did not work on you could do the trick