GBU – Living Without a Carb Edition

Good – Mystery stomach pains have disappeared. Take that, all who rolled their eyes at me and said, “this one thinks she suddenly has a gluten problem!”
Bad – All I want is sugar. BADLY.
Ugly – I may have stood a little too long pressed up against the ice cream freezer at an unnamed grocery store last night. Security may or may not have helped me move along.

 

Good – Even though I said Paleo, I’m still eating taters and corn. My mother would probably disown me if I gave that stuff up. So you all can rest easy knowing that I haven’t gone off the deep end and am not doing this for vanity’s sake.
Bad – I may have gone off another deep end and tried mashed cauliflower though. Whoever in their right mind said THAT was a replacement for mashed potatoes was smoking some FANTASTIC crack.
Ugly – Have you SEEN mashed cauliflower?! I spared you the image of what I ended up with. You’re welcome.

Good – Helloooooooooooo, Nurse!
Bad – Is it wrong that vanity reared its ugly head here for a split second where I suddenly thought there should be a larger loss than 1.8lbs? Yeah. We quickly recovered from that. Have no fear.
Ugly – That frackin’ vanity. She’s a nasty bitch.

 

Good – This weekend is the Sporting Life 10km! Our clinic’s goal race! Jainey runs down Yonge St. with a camera! He might actually blog! O.M.G!
Bad – Uh. How do I carb load without pasta? (I know carbs naturally occur in other things, like broccoli. I’m just being obtuse.  YOU MADE ME RUIN MY FUNNY)
Ugly – See above. Hmmph.

 

Good – Eating the perimeter of your store. GET ON THAT SHIZNIT, PEOPLE!
Bad – I may have taken to eating fruit daily. More than the apple I was forcing myself to eat daily.
Ugly – I may or may not be the mouse you once knew. Pray for me.