Yeah. That was what I did yesterday morning.
Had I been careless in my eating over the holidays? You bet your sweet arse. Did I watch my weight increase by three pounds a day for a couple of days and do anything to stop it? Not really. Did I exercise every day last week? Yeah, I did actually.
Oh. Well, makes you wonder what horrors I would see if I hadn’t, eh?
So after the first SNAP that morning of me, standing naked on the digital devil and trying NOT to cry, I made a SNAP decision to sign up for Weight Watchers Online again as soon as I got my rear end near a computer.
My first two days have been stellar, really, as is the norm when you recommit. I’ve had the “I’m hungry and I’m going to do nothing about it because my day has already been planned and tracked! Ha! In YOUR FACE!” moments with an inflated sense of pride and righteousness that I’m sure you’re all familiar with.
It’s odd how that comes with the territory, eh? Feeling high and mighty on a lack of food (but not a lack of calories – let’s not confuse this with an eating disorder, now) is truly a BIZARRE thing. I don’t know about you, but I get all of these crazy images of my tummy eating the fat under my skin and the little victory dance it does over the bodies of the slain cellulite.
Hmmm…maybe I do need to eat as I’m clearly delusional.
So delusional that I stepped on my scale this morning thinking that ONE day of diligence would be rewarded with my goal weight.
Alas, a mere pound had disappeared and I was then SNAPped back into reality.
But I have to realize that THIS IS my reality. Counting points, making good choices and tracking are what I need to do, like I’ve done with HUGE success before. It gets results.
So I should be able to do it like this *SNAP*
Here’s hoping I won’t crackle and pop.