It will save you a buttload of embarrassment.
Granted, these jeans are very old, but they were the biggest ones I have. So to rip them means I’m in big trouble.
Oddly enough, it was a ripped jeans incident that occurred just before I got myself on track in January 2006.
I’m keeping these around to remind me of that.
Please feel free to mock me, my underwear and my bum in the comments :D