9/25/09

Why you should check your bum in the elevator mirror

Oh look! A giant hole in the bum of my jeans!

 

It will save you a buttload of embarrassment.

SERIOUSLY.

Granted, these jeans are very old, but they were the biggest ones I have. So to rip them means I’m in big trouble.

Oddly enough, it was a ripped jeans incident that occurred just before I got myself on track in January 2006.

I’m keeping these around to remind me of that.

Please feel free to mock me, my underwear and my bum in the comments :D

12 comments:

H-woman said...

I'm in no position to mock. But it's very good advice!

H =)

Nia a.k.a. Genea said...

I second what "H-Woman" said.

This is my story said...

Hey I think you got a pretty nice ass there girlie! ♥

Vanessa (Last Night's Leftovers) said...

Nice bum, where ya from? ;)

Tundramunkie said...

I didn't even know where the rip was, since it just looks like a panel of different fabric (since the other cheek is missing, I had no frame of reference). Besides, my ripped jeans have all been near the crotch or around my uncontainable thighs, lol.

Cute undies!

Tundramunkie said...

Ok ok. I clicked on the photo and saw the larger version.

I see your point now!

:o)

<---- tired.

Kimberley said...

No mocking here. I think you are bootylicious!

operationmuffintop said...

LOL!!! Love your blog! I just found it and you're so funny! I think I'd have died of embarrasment! Eek!

Jen said...

OH NO!!! On the plus side, you have a cute ass and cute underwear!!!

Food Coma said...

Ha I had no idea it was underwear I thought you had patched them!

Sarah said...

Oh no!!!

But I agree with a few of the other comments - I thought it was a patch! until I looked a little closer...

Shirls said...

my mum would say "at least it proves she was wearing underwear!" ;0)

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