It will save you a buttload of embarrassment.
SERIOUSLY.
Granted, these jeans are very old, but they were the biggest ones I have. So to rip them means I’m in big trouble.
Oddly enough, it was a ripped jeans incident that occurred just before I got myself on track in January 2006.
I’m keeping these around to remind me of that.
Please feel free to mock me, my underwear and my bum in the comments :D


12 nibbles at the cheese:
I'm in no position to mock. But it's very good advice!
H =)
I second what "H-Woman" said.
Hey I think you got a pretty nice ass there girlie! ♥
Nice bum, where ya from? ;)
I didn't even know where the rip was, since it just looks like a panel of different fabric (since the other cheek is missing, I had no frame of reference). Besides, my ripped jeans have all been near the crotch or around my uncontainable thighs, lol.
Cute undies!
Ok ok. I clicked on the photo and saw the larger version.
I see your point now!
:o)
<---- tired.
No mocking here. I think you are bootylicious!
LOL!!! Love your blog! I just found it and you're so funny! I think I'd have died of embarrasment! Eek!
OH NO!!! On the plus side, you have a cute ass and cute underwear!!!
Ha I had no idea it was underwear I thought you had patched them!
Oh no!!!
But I agree with a few of the other comments - I thought it was a patch! until I looked a little closer...
my mum would say "at least it proves she was wearing underwear!" ;0)
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