what looks like two bags of doritos next to my computer at work.
I vaguely remember receiving them after Halloween.
They survived the move to my cubicle in mid November.
They survived the Christmouse glut too.
How the hell did I not eat them before now?
I wonder how long they'll last now that I've found them...
5 nibbles at the cheese:
Eww. Old chips. Give them away!
Trash! Trash! Throw them in the trash!!!!!!
They have MSG in them. MSG gives me migraines! Maybe MSG will give you migraines too. I don't want you to have migraines. Please destroy the doritos.
love,
Laura
since I assume you/they are at work - it would be fun to see what happens when you feed them into the paper shredder (unopened - you might get a nice little explosion and/or confetti).
Well mouse... you're human. Sort of... At least, as human as a mouse can be. It's awesome to know that none of us are alone in our struggles... We all have our setbacks and we all have our victories... The winners are the ones who can be honest with themselves and move forward. WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! Thats you.
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