Who: Me, of course, and a smiley cashier Where: Shoppers on Yonge at Charles What: Purchasing holiday chocolates in three varities When: 5:24p.m. on a Thursday night Why: Because my secret santa recipient said she liked peanut M&Ms...and I thought I'd get some goodies for some family members too How...is your frickin customer service?! "Ooooh! These will make you FAT!" the checkout lady says. *blink* *mouth drops open* *blink* Did that seriously just happen? She realizes her gaffe and back peddles a little, but I stop her. "I'm trying to make other people fat. I have enough winter padding, thanks for noticing." She smiles politely. Merry frackin' Christmouse.