12/16/08

Dear Santa,

Sigh.
It has been a VERY good year but the last few months I have been VERY bad.
Last year I asked you for a wii and you didn't come through. I was le sad but I still love you. So this year I'm hoping to get something EXTRA special.
I want my WILL POWER BACK, DAMMIT!
See, it visits me for two days and then *poof* it disappears again.
I'd like to have a long-term relationship with it, if possible. It's not too much to ask for, right? It's not like I'm asking you to bring me Mr. Perfect or anything because that would be a tall order!
...Yeah, definitely tall ;)
Thanks to my will powers Houdini act of late, the size 6s are sitting in the closet untouched and my muffin top is protruding over every other pair of pants that fit. I'm even back to doing that funky chicken dance to get into a pair of jeans (don't laugh - you've done it too).
Right now, if I could wear lululemon pants to work, I would.
So please reunite me with my drive to eat well and exercise and don't let it tease me anymore.
I promise to buy it a shiny piece of bling and make it mine forever.
kplzthx!
*smooches*
Mouse

13 comments:

Haley said...

That's my christmas wish too -- couldn't have put it better. Le sigh.

Sarah said...

This is my wish as well! I hate the fact that I am realizing I need my willpower back at the end of the year. I hate all those who jump on the weight loss bandwagon at the start of the year. It looks like I will be joining them this year...

Jen said...

I agree...my willpower has been teasing me lately as well...

Oh Santa, willpower for EVERYONE (sorry...a little too much christmas cheer - ie baileys - over here)

Nia a.k.a. Genea said...

From your lips to Santa's ears...

Girl with a Problem said...

I'm hoping that by visiting other people's blogs, I can absorb some of their will power - like by osmosis. We'll see. I'm taking it 1 meal/snack at a time. That's all I can do at this point.

One interesting thing I noticed it that once one of us came out about gaining weight, so many more of us admitted we had gained as well. What's really interesting is how many of us put it at 20lbs on the nose. That's how much I gained, I think that's what you said, and I KNOW I read that exact number on at least 2 other blogs this week. So it's bad that we let that happen to us, but the bright side is we're not alone. From my count, there are at least 4 of us that have 20lbs to take off to get back where we were. Let's all try really hard to motivate each other - we know we can do it b/c we've already done it once.

PS - If Santa accidently leaves you more will power than you can use, send some my way ;)

Shirls said...

here is hoping that santa comes through :0)

Bi0nicw0man said...

Oh Mouse, I know you have willpower...we've all seen and marvelled at it. It's in there. Dig deep and you will find it again!! Merry Christmouse!!

spunkysuzi said...

I could definitely use more willpower and it can come anytime!!

Merry said...

I think your willpower fell off the sleigh, just like that pony that I was supPOSed to get... year after year... sniff

Diet Coke and Zingers said...

I'm asking Santa for an ass this year. I've never had one before, even when I was chubby, and I think I'm due. Seriously.

If you get will power, I damned well better get an ass!

marie said...

@zingers I asked for an ass for a long time, as mine is flat as well.

I suddenly have an ass above my own.

so.

not.

cool.

JODI : Gaithersburg, MD said...

dear santa,

i'll take some willpower, and a dose of motivation and inspiration too... or a free WW membership... ;-)

love, me

Sara said...

great letter to Santa, and by the looks of things there are alot more names at the bottom than just yours! Oh add mine too please!

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