Google Me This

Seriously, I think the Google searches that bring people to my blog are better than any post that I could have possibly dreamed up... Unfortunately Google Webmaster tools aren't collecting as much anymore. Need to solve that bad boy.

• Gym where big girls can feel comfortable - I suggest trying your own skin first. That's the only way anyone will feel good in a gym
• Wanna take a bite of you. just a little nibble. how should i take that if a man says that to me? - Um, kinky. But really didn't need to know...
• sumo ass gerbil - Say what? This one puzzles me. I'm picturing two different things, neither of which are pleasant but one is making me laugh.
• what's the mouse weigh someone has lifted - You mean most, right? This mouse is a weakling so let's not discuss what she lifts
• girls ass hurts - OMIGAWD! Did you do Chad's bootcamp too?!?!
• metaphor for my life - I don't know about you, but my life is like a bra that's been put on wrong
• minnie mouse over the years - A little disney obsessed?
• Paul Plakas - Seriously, people! This should really be directing you to Amy's blog, and not mine :P
• when should you be jealous- If you have to ask, perhaps you have a problem. Live your life, not someone else's.
• Telus paid sick days - The funny thing is this came from a Telus IP. Have you tried your HR dept?

AND STOP CARING WHO FREAKIN' GOOGLED YOU AND HOW YOU CAN FIND OUT.

Sheesh.