8/6/08

Things are as bad as they "seam"

I knew I shouldn't have looked at my ass. See, I was feeling sorry for myself last night. I think the weight of moving, my contract expiring at the end of the year, all of the changes I've experienced in such a short period of time and me not knowing how to cope have hit me full-force. It's made it harder for me to sleep at night and it is affecting my eating as well as my drive to exercise. And it's settling right around my mid-section. So I got up early to go for a run. Why? Because that's when I think. Not that I needed to run because I have hills tonight (which is a joy in itself) and not that I frickin adore MORE exercise, but I really needed to have a conversation with myself. And I worked out NOTHING. So again, me and the washroom mirror at work - I'm surprised no one has caught me staring in it yet - but then I did the ass check thing. And I SOOOOOOOOOO wish I didn't. See, I'm wearing these browish-gold capris. From what I can see, it would seem as though the seam is expanding on me. The ass spreadage has occurred. Lord save us all before she explodes.

13 comments:

Vanessa said...

Boo, sorry you're going through such a rough patch :(.

Good luck with the move!

jainey said...

i know you're typing that and singing Hayden. i'm onto you.
werrrk.

marie said...

♪♫ What do I do this foooorrrrr?
Got to get out some morrrrrrrrrre
Go down to the grocery storrrrre
Meet someone I'll adorrrrrrrre♪♫

*sigh*

Sarah said...

Your ass is HOT!!! But I'm sorry you're not feeling great about yourself at the moment :(

Sara said...

oh my god I haven't thought about Hayden in years. I must drag out my old CD's and listen.

anyways, got off tangent. You will run it out eventually or maybe dream it out (if you are lucky to sleep!). The ass spreadage will stop and recede. The move will go awesome. And your jobbo sitch will work itself out. Your life is too good to not.

P.S. can't believe you're moving, forgot to mention yesterday. Are you moving away from downtown?

Shrunk said...

I'm sure you look wonderful as always, but I can totally understand the way you feel. I feel FAT right now, and not with a PH :O(

Michelle said...

whoa! slow that ass down :) i hate feeling that way...you'll come out of it though :) Hang in!!

Haley said...

Ah, yes, ass spreadage. I know this phenomenon intimately. As long as lava doesn't pour out, creating new continents, and killing all sea creatures in the vicinity you're gold.

Mel @ A Box of Chocolates said...

I am sure your ass is nowhere near spreading as much you believe. We all have days like this and all I can say is don't go near mirrors for the day. They are evil and must be avoided at all costs. Good luck!!

CaRoLyN said...

Been there. Many a pair of pants have been tossed due to the undeniable spread of the ass seam...or the ever popular wearing out of the thighs...occasionally to the point of holes. Dammit.

Amy said...

You just said 'bf'! :P

MizFit said...

Im impressed you are motivating to run.
for me when I get frustrated is when I STOP.
never a good thing...

Miz.

Lucas said...

Mouse,
Oh those fat days and how we love to run ourselves down. Dig out some of your before pics and check out your ass then. Maybe that will help. Hang in there!

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