7/28/08

Dear Hypocrite,

I'm so sick of reading your smug posts. Sure... your pants fit again. Great. Uh huh...I'm glad you feel good about yourself. Right... muscles. endorphins. happiness. fabulous. You're a workout machine, so people say. What the hell do they know? Do they come to the gym with you? Are they running beside you? Who says you're not putting in a half ass effort? Skipping out on some of your runs? Lagging behind in the pack? But you know what, that's kind of irrelevant. I want to know if they're there to watch what you shovel in your mouth every day. You're no saint. Admit it. Are you REALLY keeping track of your food intake? Do you practice what you preach? Quit wasting your money on a program you're not using to it's full potential and just "getting by." How about a little less talk and a little more action. Speaking of which, wash your hands and quit staring at yourself in the mirror having this silly conversation. Your coworkers are going to think you're nuts. Love, yourself.

12 comments:

MizFit said...

ps

your butt looks great in those pants.

Heather said...

you crack me up marie..I lurve reading your blog :)

marie said...

My ass DOES look good in any pair of pants...granted, I have no ass!

But I was a good girl today and I didn't even use any flex or activity points :D

take that!

Paige'smom said...

I love your posts.

You are so "real"

Thank you for making me feel somewhat normal!!!! :)

marie said...

Thanks!

And I lied - I did use some APs for some cheese just now :P

CaRoLyN said...

Wowsa, how's that for a slap in the face? I should be having the same conversation with myself. Thanks!

Xenia said...

I'm having that EXACT conversation with myself at this very moment. I think I may be a double hypocrite though as I went to my WW meeting only 3 short hours ago. Poop.

Nia a.k.a. Genea said...

I second Xenia's comment with the only difference that I've been too chicken to go to a WW meeting...

Sara said...

hey we are all good and we are all bad. Sometimes it is just easier to post good stuff rather than bad stuff. But I'm glad your kicking yourself in your nonexistent butt that looks good in any pants!

marie said...

I've actually been really good lately...but it's just a few bad choices I need to remind myself I can't make and NOT be honest about.

That's all :)

I'm tracking it all!

Girl with a Problem said...

OK. Up until the 'Yourself' part I was sure you were directing this at me personally. Even after that my guilty conscience keeps saying, "She's talking to you - HIPPOcrit!" (Yes, my conscience is very mean and some times does use ugly fat puns to twist the knife a little.)

Seriously, this could be about me. I've lost weight. I even discovered Saturday that EVERYTHING in my closet except 2 skirts one size smaller, and 3 skirts several sizes smaller, now fits! I've officially retired the dreaded 'sweater skirts' that I bought at Target 2 years ago just to keep me from going to work naked. I now have about 15 skirts that fit me now for the first time in a couple of years. In fact, I almost missed the window of opportunity on them as several of them actually FALL OFF if I suck in my breath and sashay a little (nice mental picture huh? Sounds like the 'hip new dance that all the kids are doing' or something). Even still I feel like a hypo (sometimes hippo) crite because I haven't been really working the plan. No counting, journalling, and my exercise is down to 30 min per day because it's still 96 with 60% humidity at 7:30PM here.

Anyway - thanks. I think I needed a kick in the butt, even if it wasn't exactly my butt you were aiming for.

:)

marie said...

GWP - I fuckin' LOVE when you comment.

It's so much better than my post :)

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