How did you get here?

Well, I'm still distraught about the Wii problem I have, so I delved into my stats for a pick me up. Here are some of the gems that people type into Google, et al. and happen upon my bloggo:
  • what is the best way to introduce yourself to a hot co-worker? - Did you try hello?
  • how to give up bread - stop breathing
  • make my profile skinny - have you tried weight watchers?
  • bootcamp grapevine - HOLY CRAP! did you get stuck in that TERRIBLE bootcamp too?!?!?!
  • candies in shoppers drug mart - like I go in there for anything else. PFFFT!
  • What is GBU - You're obviously new here :)
  • make her ass hurt - I so don't want to know WHAT you were REALLY looking for...
  • toblerone mouse - ooooh. the possibilities....
  • behemoth fat canada's wonderland seats - um, ouch.
  • how to get to the gym in the morning - It's pretty damn simple; get up and go. Do you need me to come hold your hand on the treadmill too?

But my favourites:

find out who has googled me, how do you tell when someone googled you, who has googled me, how to track people who have googled me, how to find out if someone googled you, my coworker is googling me, etc....

Apparently people are pretty damn obsessed with being googled as there are dozens of people who come to my blog every day using these terms. Bottom line: you can't find out unless you have a published site with stats. That's how I know when people google me, like my coworker.

Are we good now?

I know I feel better.


Jen said...

*laughs* that's awesome!!! People google the weirdest things!!!

Diet Coke and Zingers said...

GAH! I'm a little scared for you, just knowing that the crazy who googled "make her ass hurt" is reading your blog now. Yikes! Uh... maybe it was a woman, looking for information about lunges. We'll go with that for now, right? Right? Right?

Angie All The Way said...

Kind of gives me the creeps in a way...."make her ass hurt"...what in the heck would make someone google that and end up here! lol I enjoy being slightly naive about how people come to these places I think ;-)

Or maybe I wanna know too!?

CaRoLyN said...

I agree with Angie, the "make her ass hurt" creeps me out....who would google that? Maybe I don't want to know...or maybe I do? Hmmmmm

JavaChick said...

Yeah, the Wii Fit thing is not fair. I heard that they did not manufacture enough to fill the pre-orders. And yet...There we were, in a SuperStore Electronics Department last night and what do we spy on the shelf? Three Wii Fit boxes. Purchase occurred in no time flat and we ran "Wii Wii Wii Wii" all the way home...Seriously, we kept saying "I can't believe we got a Wii Fit!" So there are some out there. Seems to be a right place, right time situation.

Jennifer said...

LMFAO! This post made me laugh sooooo hard! I love you Mouse, hahahaa.

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