3/27/08

Dear Brain

(and not this one) You’ve been with me for 28 years and I’d like to think I treat you well. I provide you with some great stimuli like Canadian fiction, gazing upon the gorgeous faces of my nieces and watching the Montreal Canadiens kick hockey ass. I do apologize for making you watch the Hills but I can’t help it, ok? Last night I even treated you to a nice run in the sunshine with Sam and Christine and then tucked you into bed early. So really – do you have to give me migraines all the damn time? Listen, I’m sorry that I chose the sushi with the avocado last night. And I’m sorry I used too much soy sauce. I obviously wasn’t paying attention very closely. Scratch that, I know I wasn’t paying very close attention because wasabi ended up going up my nose (which did help clear my sinuses but did NOT tickle). So why you gotta do me so wrong? Today is a REALLY bad day for me to be under the weather and not on my game. I have phone calls out my ass and I can’t be crying in a ball under my desk! I take the stupid pill daily that makes me confused, impairs my ability to spell simple words and even makes it hard for me to sweat (a blessing and a curse ladies, believe me). This isn’t supposed to happen anymore!!! I took the stupid orange pill already so get to feeling happier, alright? Thanks! Your little friend, Mouse

8 comments:

Carolyn said...

NARF!

:)

Hope that cheers you up some. Feel better soon!

Cat_82 said...

Aww! Sorry you feel so crappy! Hope you feel better soon! I'm guessing there is no way for you to go home and sleep it off huh?

PS: I'm addicted to The Hills too...I know it's garbage, but I just can't stop! I can't believe Lauren burned her dress! I laughed out loud...

meredi said...

Ugh, Marie, that totally sucks. I've never had a migraine but I know my grandma was crippled by them for half of her adult life. I hope it goes away soon :(

Jen said...

BOO, that sucks...

If I weren't having sushi tonight I would be jealous - but not of wasabi up the nose...that sucks!

wisearserelative said...

i thought morphine was the one that got you confused and unable to spell. what are they giving you!?!?

and if we've learned anything from Steve-O, it's avoiding Wasabi Snooters.

tut tut.

Diet Coke and Zingers said...

Maybe it's a porn headache...Just saying. ;)

Heather said...

Awww...hope you feel better soon.

Sara said...

hope you feel better!!

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