11/12/07

You can make friends with the digital devil

Move him around the room, then weigh yourself each time. He WILL give you a different number each time. Lower even, saving your sanity and making you actually want to get out of your jammies today when you had convinced yourself to stay in bed because you were so miserable. Still not a good number (even on the other scale that you like), but it's your own damn fault, not his. ...he's still a prick though. He's sitting in the corner now and he likes it.

5 comments:

soap box girl said...

Goof! Stay off the scale for a day or two while you get back on track!

Shirls said...

sorry but that is some good funny, moving it around the same room makes it read different? thats a great scale, lol, I'd keep it in the "low" spot ;0)

Jen said...

I agree with shirls! Keep it in the "low" spots...even if it's the middle of the friggin kitchen!! anything to get a nice number...

I don't know if I could make friends with the digital devil...she sounds like a bitch!

boo you for making me want chocolate chip cookies though!!!

P.O.M. said...

Just found you from Sister Skinny.

I agree with Soap Box Girl. Steer clear of the Prick. I am only allowed to weigh myself once a week. That way, I don't go even more crazy than I already am.

marie said...

welcome POM :) I started reading your blog last week through katieo too.

you'll have to read back about the Digital Devil. It's an ongoing joke on my blog ;)

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