11/22/07

More schoolyard antics...

Rules, tagged, blah blah, pass go & collect $200... You know I never follow them right? ON Y VA! I give you money (er....How much money? enough to pay off my credit card? and Canadian or US?) and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it? 1. Produce: Sushi (Well, that's where it is in MY grocery store. SUCKAHS!) 2. Bakery: Brownie Cheesecake (Everyone who says whole wheat something here is a fraud :P) 3. Meat: lean ground turkey 4. Frozen: broccoli 5. Dairy: lactose free chocolate milk (to have WITH the cheesecake :P)
Honestly, I wanted to type broccoli for everything. Is that wrong?
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway (UH...where? warm? cold? flying? driving?). You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag? 1. groove pants 2. silly tshirt (something that says little miss sunshine or i'm not with stupid anymore. yes, I own those.) 3. scuba hoodie (yes, I own ALL of lululemon)
I dress for COMFORT - not for style. Plus, you never know when I'll need to run away from the person I'm with so I'd like to be dressed appropriately. I assume I'd already be wearing my nikes.
If I was to listen in on your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear? 1. Your mom 2. Are you seriously going to eat that? 3. What did you break? (I love my clients) 4. Is it cold in here or is it just me? 5. Balls!
One day I'll stop acting like a 12 year-old...one day.
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood? 1. drinking coffee (down with decaf!!!) 2. talking with my brother jeep 3. um, sleep?
Methinks I'm a tired mouse....
We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing? 1. attempting to clean the house 2. watching tv or reading in my ginormouse bed, huddled under the covers 3. at the gym 4. walking or running outside 5. Did i get out of my bed yet?
Yes, yes - I have a sick obsession with my bed. I sometimes wonder how I manage to run so often and maintain my weight loss considering the amount of time I actually spend in it... Actually number 5 would really be spend time with Syd and Erin if they were around, but sometimes it's hard to get at 'em since they moved a bit further away :(
We are going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to? 1. gift shop 2. food court 3. gift shop
Hi! I'm Marie and I'm afraid of animals. Nice to meet you :) Why the hell am I at the zoo in the first place?
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between? 1. Daily Show with Jon Stewart 2. The Hour with George Saggydroopypants 3. Ellen 4. Did I already mention the Daily Show?
Jon Stewart and George are tacked up on my cork board at work. No word of a lie. I ♥ them big time. I guess I don't watch a lot of sitcoms, eh? Do they even make any good ones anymore? or at all?
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya? ALL Ben and Jerry's, BABY! 1. peanut butter tracks 2. chocolate chip cookie dough 3. strawberry cheesecake
By the way, I have a button on my bag that says "Ice Cream is gonna save the day"
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there? SUCKER! I'm doing both! SUCKS TO YOUR RULES! Wallet! 1. G1 and Health card that say my FRICKIN NAME ON IT. HELLO!?!?! 2. 2 ttc tickets that I think have expired 3. A starbucks card 4. debit card (refuse to carry credit card for fear of using it. funny, eh?) 5. Access card for work.
If you haven't guessed, my wallet is VERY small.
PURSE! 1. my treo (in a red covertec case with a 128MB card in it. Yeah, I'm a geek and an old school one at that as I ain't got no crackberry). 2. Meds - little metal case that says relpax and a blue salbutamol inhaler. 3. Four other starbucks cards with varying amounts left on them. 4. My Raybans 5. A pen that says CIRA on it that I pilfered at a tech tradeshow
It's a frickin' one of a kind bag though. Give me my damn finch messenger bag back, you thief! or at least my Main Street Spacing button.
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you? 1. Welder (my dad always wanted me to be one) 2. Photographer (what I wanted to pursue instead of j-school) 3. Documentary producer (put that j-school degree to good use) 4. Youppi
You had to know something like number four was coming. It was that or something sappy like Mom.
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say? 1. When you were given the choice between law and autoshop in grade 11, you should have taken autoshop again. Girls do fix cars and it's a valid skill. Take that stupid guidance counsellor woman! 2. Stop using asthma as a crutch, food to fill a void and get your ass moving. You are going to pay for it later. 3. DO NOT PUT THE PENCIL THROUGH YOUR EYEBROW RING! IT WILL GET STUCK! YOU WILL LOOK LIKE AN ASS! Oh, and it's going to leave a scar later when you take it out. Jus' sayin'. 4. WAKE UP! French class is important and you shouldn't be sleeping through it (even though you should have been taking OAC French in grade nine because of your years in French immersion...)You should have used it to your advantage, kept it up and become more fluent. So many more doors would have opened up to you later in life.
Yuck. That one wasn't so funny. Ok, the eyebrow ring one really was if you were there. Actually, the day it oozed green puss was REALLY funny...and gross.
blah blah, tag people, run away giggling, hide behind trees, someone gets hurt and goes home crying to mom. See - YOUR MOM :P

8 comments:

ageequalsshoesize said...

but 90 percent of the time Your Mom and Balls are said by Keith or myself. so maybe you're like 15 or something.

Wheebs said...

I'm not a fraud. I make the pitas into pita chips and devour them with hummus :P. The whole wheat ones are tastier and less glue-like.

Candace said...

Ha! Totally sushi. Damn, that reminded me I bought some for my lunch today and forgot it at home. Damn.

Sara said...

Knew you would make me laugh! I totally forgot the Daily Show and George (I sooo love George - he is sooo yummy). I want a redo!

Angie All The Way said...

I have a yellow little miss sunshine t-shirt and it's one of my favs!

You're too funny!

Laura said...

Youppi! You crack me up!

Jen said...

*laughs* I love all the "mouseisms" in there!

katieo said...

I went through a "your mom" stage. It still is hilarious to me. The problem is, I want to say it all the time to my boys...but obviously can't.

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