10/30/07

THE RESULTS ARE IN!

Yes siree! Sammie confirms it; bikini booty bootcamp is balls. Do not register. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. A week and a bit later she sent my results.... Well, apparently I *gained* + 5.36 lbs muscle in four weeks. ... BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Sorry hunnie, that's water, crap, food, salt, whatever. That sure as HELL ain't muscle. You didn't whip my ass into any sort of shape doing squats in a park and not enough to gain 5 WHOPPING pounds of muscle in four weeks. I'll take her body fat measurements though. The calliper measurements are the MOST accurate and saying I'm at 23.5% is just fine, thank you, even though you said you factored in my weight which was ENTIRELY inaccurate, including the first weight where you inverted the numbers (I remember your scale showing me as 142.3 and you have 143.2 - I feel like that episode of Sex and the City where Miranda goes to WW...weird). Either way, you suck. Thanks for the laugh for the day. Now I have to go yell at a client who claims she emailed me.

6 comments:

Shirls said...

thanks for confirming my decision NOT to try this program...

Jen said...

*laughs* that is awesome...just think of how many women bought into it though!!!

I love that SITC episode!!! that would SO be me!!!

Jen said...

and possibly I should write it SATC since I don't know how to accronym properly...

Angie All The Way said...

lol I remember that episode...teehehehe! I miss that show!

Bi0nicw0man said...

You kill me!

Heather said...

Too funny! I think you could run a totally awesome boot camp yourself and whip those gals into shape.

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