10/10/07

Oh Fairy Godmother...


  • make my clients go away
  • plant a money tree in my backyard so I don't have to work anymore
  • scratch that, people are trying to live in my backyard...
  • perhaps give me a new house in the beach(es) where people won't try to live in my yard and plant that big ol' money tree
  • shave at least three minutes off of my half time this sunday
  • make sure it doesn't rain either
  • take away my belly flap
  • and while you're at it, take away my "child-bearing hips" (my friend J affectionately referred to them as such the other day, and I let him since he found me attractive both big and small)
  • I'm fine with the weight the way it is, perhaps just shift it around and put the excess on my bum so I may have a j-lo booty...and maybe one for Shirls too
  • make cheesecake 0 points
  • make the food in my fridge go away
  • but make the cheesecake multiply
  • but remember, it should be 0 points

8 comments:

Shirls said...

oh please, please!!

Mouse - thanks for signing me up for some ass

soap box girl said...

Before you contact your (cute!) Fairy Godmother, I strongly suggest you read (or re-read) _The Monkey's Paw_!
And for your convenience they have it online! :))

http://gaslight.mtroyal.ab.ca/mnkyspaw.htm

Sara said...

the world would be a better place if only money trees and 0 point cheesecake existed. Oh and if we could move are weight around to spots that need it!

Angie All The Way said...

I'd love some of my boobs back if we're taking orders....my thighs could do without some, so take it from there please.

Lucky for you I just made a mock cheesecake dessert for lunch with yogurt, berries and graham cracker crumbs or I'd be cursing you for making me want it! lol

Diet Coke and Zingers said...

Ditto to my Fairy Godmother.

And yes, I really do LOVE to hate Kris... I'd love a co-worker like that.

Bri said...

Can you also ask her to make mac n cheese 0 points? I could really go for a whole box of that right now...

katieo said...

lol! Amen to the money and the cheesecake.

("child-bearing hips" are affectionately termed "c.b.h.'s" round here)

Israel said...

haha this is too funny. if it were only able to happen...

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