9/24/07

GBU - walk your ass off edition

Good - Saving 1 dollar on cottage cheese by buying the no name brand Bad - having to walk five extra blocks in another direction to get to another grocery store to get that cottage cheese Ugly - realizing that the particular store you are at does NOT have the cottage cheese you want. you actually need to go to the OTHER store which was two blocks west and two blocks north. UGH, UGH, UGH! Good - Going to the beaches to see your family, especially your cutie patootie nieces Bad - They're gone to the far reaches of scarborough for irish dancing lessons Ugly - thinking you'll head down to the boardwalk instead to read...in a tube top. although it's warm enough to wear said tube top, the breeze from the lake is cold. not such a good idea. Good - capris. just the right length to keep you warm and cool Bad - capris. just the right length to give you stupid ass sunburns Ugly - stupid ass capri sunburns Good - going on an adventure to find pansit! Bad - realizing you overshot the filipino food store - boo! Ugly - being too embarrassed to walk back, you continue on about your business...or maybe that's a good thing seeing as pansit isn't exactly point friendly... Good - the digital devil likes when we walk all weekend instead of hiding in our bed and rewards us with a weight reading that is almost in the 130s. HUZZAH! Bad - It's still inaccurate as all hell Ugly - I still jump on that stupid digital scale every day thinking today will be the day we get along... maybe it just can't stand the sight of me naked.

9 comments:

Sonya said...

I love your GBU updates!

soap box girl said...

Hilarious! Capri sunburns and digital scales--I totally understand! I currently hate my scale, but I'll start lovin' it again when I get back into the 140s. Of course, that will require some cooperation on my part, I suppose!

Angie All The Way said...

tee hee, love the capris one! lol

CaRoLyN said...

Oh how I love you GBU posts!
I've tried the President's Choice cottage cheese and honestly, It's YUCKY! Or at least it is to me. I always pay more for the Scotsburn kind. Mmmmm

Mary said...

A charming liar is occasionally welcome, whether it be a cute lounge lizard or a lying digital scale. After awhile, not so welcome.

I hate it when my personal doctor's scales tell me I'm one weight, and the lying doctor's scales in the dr.s office say I'm a higher weight. I'm almost (note the almost) tempted to fling my clothes off in the hallway to get an Accurate weight reading.

Okay, okay, I did say "almost." I wouldn't really do it. I'm just tempted.

Amuldoon said...

Oook...

1. How the heck do you manage to get sunburned THROUGH capris my dear? That in itself is impressive!

2. Thanks for the shout-out. I can't wait for Oct 8th to get here! I keep thinking that maybe i'll have dramatic results like all the people on The Last 10lbs Bootcamp. But honestly, I think I'm immune to exercise!

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