8/13/07

You can plan your day perfectly...

but then you arrive to find giant cookies on your desk. and they're those rolled up cookies you get in the tins you buy at christmas at like loblaws & supercentres. Only they're GINORMOUSE. Like triple the size. And they fall apart once you take a bite. Not that I've taken a bite of them, mind you. I instead have eaten two eggo fibre plus waffles with cottage cheese, because that is what I planned. I think these cookies should magically DISAPPEAR just like they popped into my life. And not into my belly! The digital devil was kind to me on the weekend and I'm keeping it that way, dammit! I keep blinking but they're still there. *sob*

6 comments:

CaRoLyN said...

Cookies are the devil. Especially the ones form Subway, there are so delicious! Be Strong! Give them away before they get to you!

Laura said...

Can you just throw them in the garbage? Would anyone notice? Can you put them somewhere else?

A colleague brought me cookies a couple of weeks ago. She was trying to be nice. In a fleeting moment of strength, threw them away as soon as she left my office. LOL

You are so strong. I admire the crap out of you!

Jen said...

I have heard that if you blink really fast, jump on the spot five times and spin around 7 times they disappear...it COULD be just because your vision is so blurry but I haven't tested it...and if you do that AFTER you eat the cookie you are guaranteed to vomit (that's bad, I'm kidding!!)

I am of no help...maybe step on it??? like a spider...

Anonymous said...

You rock! That run yesterday was a BIT of a challenge.....think of me -the caboose!!! Oh well, it wasn't pretty, but we did it while the rest of the world was still sleeping!!! Can't help you with the cookie issue....I have no will power when it comes to chocolate, flour & sugar - ohmy- how sad I know....it's a bit worse with cheese- which is really evil.
xo
c

marie said...

it was sooo rough yesterday, C! i don't think i came in much further ahead of you, totally sucked wind along the lakefront and i got stuck running with my BF along queen when he bonked! that made me run faster, let me tell ya!

btw ladies - the cookies have *disappeared* onto kris' desk beside. no one is the wiser ;)

Wheebs said...

Give them away! Quick!

Oh, I see that you did. Good job :D

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