it's sucking my will to live

I'm being so good and my body is revolting. Everything ouches. Why must you hurt me so, body? I haven't done you wrong! I gave you your required day off on Monday to do sweet eff all. I've cut weight training down to 3 days a week. I even run on a treadmill once a week to make things easier on you. I even freaking ran at the back of the pack last night, a full eight minutes slower to take it easy on you. Why you gotta do me wrong? Why are you aching from butt to brain? Is it because I saw ben & jerry's on sale for $3.99 last night at the black hole and bought fruit instead? Passed up the peanut butter tracks for pineapple? is this your way of getting me back? Well i'm on to you, suckah. Just for that, we're doing hill training tonight and you're going to LIKE IT! wait - who's punishing who there? ah crap - i've gone mental. maybe I do need the ice cream. this heat is getting to me.


Jen said...

*laughs* poor Mouse!!!
Maybe get a massage??? Your body will thank you!!! (Perhaps Sushi-boy can give you one! You know, to make up for his suckiness)

Shannon said...

hehehhhehee. you are too funny!

Angie All The Way said...

Oh god yes, get a massage! Hot baths are out this time of year I would say.

You crack me up.

CaRoLyN said...

Massage is definitely a good idea!!! Treat yourself...body AND brain

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