8/23/07

I think I have a new swear word...

I have replaced arsehole with donuthole. See, I work above a Timmy Ho's. Working for an IT consulting company, my co-workers and I are constantly going out to see clients, prospects, etc., so we pass by the front doors of the donut mecca countless times a day. Many of them stop in to get more than just their lovely burnt coffee (gag). Thanks to them, my office is constantly filled with the sweet centres of their honey cruller, old fashioned glazed and chocolate glazed donuts - or as Kris refers to it, breakfast. Right now he's taunting me with them and telling me to "mix it up"... The breakfast of champs, I tell you. Let's compare - my 5 point brekkie of waffles & cottage cheese stacked up against three timbits worth 5 points - which is more satisfying, fulfilling and nutritious? I believe I win there! YAY MOUSE! Although your sugary treats are tempting and I crave you like mad when I crash around 3 p.m., I am NOT caving this early. That is ALLLLLLL WRONG! but you know what is ALLLLL RIGHT? This. I don't know who posted this on a comment last night on a previous post but THANK YOU. I was having a crappy morning and you made me laugh out loud!

9 comments:

Laura said...

So I'm not the only one who thinks Tim's coffee sucks. People here look at me like I'm insane because I won't drink that stuff.

Donuthole. I like that. I might use/steal it from you.

Yay, Mouse indeed for resisting the timbit! You are awesome.

Jen said...

*laughs* I LOVE that...donuthole!!!

I am such a starbucks girl, I don't get tempted by tim's coffee...and damn the donuts...thank god I work with a dozen men who eat like pigs so I never have to look at a donut for more than 2 seconds!!!

I love those shoes...so cute for Mouse

Sarah said...

You need those shoes. Need. :)

And good for you for resisting the donutholes :P Somehow, one just never does it for me and I want 3 or 4 or 8 or 20 :S YIKES!

Sara said...

donuthole - too funny! Those shoes are absolutely hilarious! You work for an IT consulting firm, I work for an IT recruitment firm - our similarities slowly keep growing!

Angie All The Way said...

Donutholes are essentially timbits, so if you start using that as your new swear word, you'll start to associate a "donuthole" a.k.a. "timbit" with negative stuff, cause you'll be swearing when you think it! Problem solved >> donuthole = timbit = bad = arse
:-P

CaRoLyN said...

Timbits are the devil!
Those thing taunt me at least 3 times a week at work....But they taste so damn good. They rank up there with Subway Cookies...bastards!

jodi said...

those are the funniest shoes! i wonder what my b/f's cat would do, if i wore a pair around the house... he's such a curious fellow, unlike my own cat - he's mellower than mellow... :o)

~paige~ said...

those shoes are hysterical

Mandy said...

Hysterical shoes.

Donuthole - love it!

YOU KICK ASS WITH RESISTING TEMPTATION!!! Don't you hate it when people PUSH like that? That 'mix it up' phrase annoys me just as much as people telling me, "You've worked so hard, you deserve this treat" SAY WHA????? Think before you speak, idiots of the world!!!!! I must be strong! Okay, so I'm ranting. You get my drift, don't ya, Mouse?

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