8/31/07

and I wonder how I stay OP in this office....

Meet Kris, my little coworker who I always talk about. Today we will discuss the food that gets paraded into our office on a daily basis and ponder the question "how the hell does mouse cope?" Exhibit A- Monday we have the Big Mac Combo with a medium fries and a regular iced tea. NI from McDonalds says.... 1060 calories, 46 grams of fat and 7 grams of fibre. Exhibit B - Wednesday we saw the meat of the street variety waltz through our office door. It was dressed in relish, some sort of corn relish and other assorted gook. I again am thankful I'm allergic to processed meat. Calorie King states that the average street meat will run you around 350 -450 calories, 15-35grams of fat and 1-2 grams of fibre. Exhibit C-Thursday morning breakfast. Two chocolate dipped donuts. I was only quick enough to catch the tail end of number two. each one is 210 calories, 8 grams of fat and 1 gram of fibre Exhibit D - I ♥ new wok! this actually came into our office twice this week but it was camera shy on Tuesday. Fried rice, chili chicken and...I have no clue what the other stuff is...Dude! did you actually eat a veggie?! I think i see a pepper! I am afraid Calories, holy crap fat and probably some fibre all of this and my little buddy manages to maintain his girlish figure of 130lbs (wearing army boots, probably :P). *sigh* I wish I had his metabolism.

13 comments:

Angie All The Way said...

Oh good lord....!

It just can't simply be calories in vs. calories out if this skinny mini eats like this regularly. He must have one helluva furnace inside there...wow.

None of it looks appealing to me anymore though...except maybe the donuts..mmmm....

Mandy said...

okay, that street meat thing (strange name!!!) and the chinese food look AMAZING!!!!!! Making my tummy rumble!

Diet Coke and Zingers said...

He just looks so gleeful and content snarfing all of that food down... I'm sorry mouse, but I think I hate him.

Sonya said...

That food still loves VERY yummy to me. I can only imagine how much of a pain that would be to see each day... He sure looks happy though ;-)

Sonya said...

oops...meant to say looks not loves...lol...

Jen said...

seriously...I know that SHOULDN'T all look good to me...but it did...though the numbers scare me! that is a good thing!

soap box girl said...

Hmmmm, I wonder what his cholesterol level is? :)

Ro said...

I can relate! I work with some younger girls (21-22) who seem to have the fasted metabolisms ever. Everyday they bring in a new fast food item for lunch. And chocolate bars and chips. And they're maybe a size 4. Sometimes I watch with envy...but then other times I just think they CAN'T be healthy...can they? lol

Shrunk said...

He may be skinny, but he probably isn't very healthy!

CaRoLyN said...

Yikes!!!
Kudos for you for staying away form that garbage. Even if you had a quick metabolism like that....would you really want to clog your arteries with that junk?! No way!
Think of how awful and lazy we would feel, eating like that everyday! YUCK!

Crabby McSlacker said...

Someday when he's older he'll go to his Dr. and get the bad news about his cholesterol level and blood pressure and all the other numbers that will reflect all that crap he's been eating. But he' won't be nearly as able as you are to resist because he'll lack those years of practice.

I'd still want to throttle him though.

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Anonymous said...

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